Welcome to the Baffling Baby Behavior Post... As part of Jennifer Margulis's Blog Book Tour, Blenders are invited to post stories and baffling behaviors from their families... Enjoy! Peace and Light, Mark
When I was a baby, I sleepwalked. And sometimes when I had to go to the bathroom I imagined that I was in the bathroom. Sometimes I was in the bathroom but other times I wasn’t. I went pee on a dresser, a wall and a sink. I have always wondered why I did that.
I was 2 Years old. It June 5th 1999 and we were in Banden Oregon. When I got out of bed stared saying Coming Sand coming My Mama and papa cood not figer out why I said that. When we went down to the beach. I got no my knees. And Pot my hand's in to the sand and eat it !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I woud take hand folls.
When my brother was still a baby he would take what ever pare of shoes he could find and make the laces in to huge knot that no one could un do. Finely my mom got strap shoes for every buddy.
When my dad was playing around he said a word. Then when my dad took sienna my sister to his work she was playing with some markers that had a scent she said, “This smells like black liquorass.
When I was 1 in my house in Seattle I learned how to crawl backwards before forwards, i did it kinda like a crab walk and kept hitting my head on stuff.
When I was 9 months old when I came from the orphanage when my mom and I were in the living room at my old house. When she walked out of the room I would start to cry. =(
On the first day of my ninth month I could wsalk. I thout it was funny to run full speed to the edge of a cliff I also thought it was funny to run accrost the road laughing hysterically when a car was coming. I would usually fall on my face 1 or 2 times. I didn't really understand the word NO. P.S. wen i was a baby I liket to eat dirt.
When I was a toddler I always had to take a bath after every meal. Because 75% of my food ended up painted all over my body I had baby food in my hair peas in my nose spaghetti sauce all around my face and much more I wonder why?
When I was a toddler. Whenever I ran doun hills I used to say aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaahaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. like whenever you bounce up and doun and try to say something.
when i was a wee little one my BIG sisters and there friends would play hide-and-seek and i would play with them but what i dont get i would hide in the same place over and over again...
One time when our friend Christoph was over at our house working on our garden house, my mom came out of the house with a "OH KRUD" look on her face. I had taken the poop out of my diaper and smeared it ALL over my biggest wall in my room. I really wonder why I did the strange incedent. I guess It was because I like to draw.
When I was a baby my mom, my dad and I lived up on Soda Mountain. Nobody has cable there so I had to watch movies instead. One day I was watching The Little Mermaid and every time they would say: “You Poor Unfortunate soul” I would sing along. That very same day my dad was fixing the toilet and having a really hard time. I walked up and said “You poor unfortunate soul!” With much enthusiasm and distress
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When I was a baby, I sleepwalked. And sometimes when I had to go to the bathroom I imagined that I was in the bathroom. Sometimes I was in the bathroom but other times I wasn’t. I went pee on a dresser, a wall and a sink. I have always wondered why I did that.
Gabe Y
Sand
I was 2 Years old. It June 5th 1999 and we were in Banden Oregon. When I got out of bed stared saying Coming Sand coming My Mama and papa cood not figer out why I said that. When we went down to the beach. I got no my knees. And Pot my hand's in to the sand and eat it !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I woud take hand folls.
When my brother was still a baby he would take what ever pare of shoes he could find and make the laces in to huge knot that no one could un do. Finely my mom got strap shoes for every buddy.
Willa
Why do babies pick up words so fast?
When my dad was playing around he said a word. Then when my dad took sienna my sister to his work she was playing with some markers that had a scent she said, “This smells like black liquorass.
Sabrina Scoggin
When I was 1 in my house in Seattle I learned how to crawl backwards before forwards, i did it kinda like a crab walk and kept hitting my head on stuff.
the liveing room
avi
When I was 9 months old when I came from the orphanage when my mom and I were in the living room at my old house. When she walked out of the room I would start to cry. =(
On the first day of my ninth month I could wsalk. I thout it was funny to run full speed to the edge of a cliff I also thought it was funny to run accrost the road laughing hysterically when a car was coming. I would usually fall on my face 1 or 2 times. I didn't really understand the word NO. P.S. wen i was a baby I liket to eat dirt.
Food Tattoos
When I was a toddler I always had to take a bath after every meal. Because 75% of my food ended up painted all over my body I had baby food in my hair peas in my nose spaghetti sauce all around my face and much more I wonder why?
-River
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When I was a toddler
When I was a toddler. Whenever I ran doun hills I used to say aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaahaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. like whenever you bounce up and doun and try to say something.
when i was a wee little one my BIG sisters and there friends would play hide-and-seek and i would play with them but what i dont get i would hide in the same place over and over again...
My first word was purple and thats 2 sylables i guess thats kinda weird... maybe...
When I was a baby I would dance. But I could not walk yet. So I went to the fire place. I would hold myself like that and dance.
Also I loved pacifiers I could not go to sleep without three.
Brown Mittens
Anna 5-16-06
One time when our friend Christoph was over at our house working on our garden house, my mom came out of the house with a "OH KRUD" look on her face.
I had taken the poop out of my diaper and smeared it ALL over my biggest wall in my room.
I really wonder why I did the strange incedent. I guess It was because I like to draw.
When I was a baby, I was my brother's toy...
Lucas
My sister Julie is attached to my Mom. It's always, "I want Mom!, Where's Mom?, Mom! "What?" No I want Mom to do it!
When I was a Babie I use to have a lot of fits I would scream all nigt. and I walk when i was 10 month old.
Amy
When I was a Babie I use to have a lot of fits I would scream all nigt. and I walk when i was 10 month old.
Amy
Why do babies pick stuff up from movies?
When I was a baby my mom, my dad and I lived up on Soda Mountain. Nobody has cable there so I had to watch movies instead. One day I was watching The Little Mermaid and every time they would say: “You Poor Unfortunate soul” I would sing along. That very same day my dad was fixing the toilet and having a really hard time. I walked up and said “You poor unfortunate soul!” With much enthusiasm and distress
When my sister was a baby she thought the raisons in Raison Bran were spiders and my dad had to pick every raison out before she would eat the cereal.
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I still like to eat dirt...
When i was a Baby i liked my car seat so for 6 months i slept in my car seat because it was comfturble
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I also liked to eat my blankets when i was hungry at night
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I read her book it was kind of stupid. but she is a hot piece of ass!
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